I wrote up a great post for today. It had everything! It was the best post ever! It was totally going to change your life.

And then I woke up.

It was all a dream! And all I could remember from the post were scattered phrases like “captain of your own destiny”, and “master of the paster,” and “butter on the cat.” And I think He-Man was helping me write it, and he kept wanting to put in jokes about Man-At-Arms being a wuss.