Unfortunately I don’t have time to make a post today. I found this weird old book that I thought was a cookbook. I was trying to follow this cake recipe but I accidentally summoned a minor demon and bound him to my service. So I sent him out to get me some cake. It was really tasty! I told him he’d done a good job, and he said something about fulfilling his end of the bargain, and then disappeared in an unholy flame, leaving behind only the fading echoes of his cackle. I wasn’t really listening, though. It was very delicious cake.