Sorry, but I don’t think I can get a post up today - I set up voice control for my blogging software, and now I have to calibrate it for my particular timbre and inflections. You would not believe how many red squiggly underlines the text had when I tried to use it without calibration - it made me want spaghetti.

I’ve had some spaghetti now, so I’m ready to calibrate the software - all I have to do is read The Great Gatsby to it in a natural speaking voice. Thankfully, the book was included in the package, along with a bottle of water. They think of everything!